french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo
theclearlydope:

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
exoticwild:

yahwehh:

forever90s:

cr4zy-glue:

monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

so true ugh


YES. this is the sad truth. we need to change this

This is so powerful and heartbreaking. 

booty booty booty booty rocking every pear 
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
nightingalles:

IDC ABOUT ANNOYING CAPTIONS AW YOU GUYS THIS IS BABY MADDIE SHE’S SO CUTE OMFG

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

(via emmasdailythoughts)

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